OT Cleveland Clowns Strike Again!

[floydefisher]

The story with these guys just keeps getting weirder and weirder...and funnier too.

ESPN writer Sal Paolantonio: Cleveland makes draft decision based on random homeless guy.

Considering all the head shaking decision made by Cleveland recently, I'm beginning to think Haslam is making his all of his football decisions based on input from the homeless community.

Based on what I now know, I think the best thing for the franchise to do is fire the front office (since he obviously won't listen to them), a go round up a batch of homeless people and make them his front office staff for that week. If they win, they get to stay for another week. If they lose, they are fired and replaced by a new batch.

Think it might work better?

[Coachmarkos]

I just found it incredibly humorous that they did a whole big expensive $100,000 analysis that said Bridgewater was the best quarterback and they pick Manziel.

They trade down in the first, but then later trade up ONE Pick with the Vikings to get the cornerback...and the Vikings take a LB Barr.

I know they got some praise...but they made some strange moves.

[Panama]

I just found it incredibly humorous that they did a whole big expensive $100,000 analysis that said Bridgewater was the best quarterback and they pick Manziel.

They trade down in the first, but then later trade up ONE Pick with the Vikings to get the cornerback...and the Vikings take a LB Michael Samm.

I know they got some praise...but they made some strange moves.

Huh? I thought the Vikings got Barr? And that Sam went to the Rams in the 7th?

[Coachmarkos]

Yeah, you are right... I mistyped... I had Colin Cowherd in my ear talking about Sam...and I typed in the wrong name. I will correct.

[ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR]

Yeah, you are right... I mistyped... I had Colin Cowherd in my ear talking about Sam...and I typed in the wrong name. I will correct.

Man, that's a whole truckload of FAIL.

[Coachmarkos]

Man, that's a whole truckload of FAIL.

Yes sir.

[floydefisher]

I just found it incredibly humorous that they did a whole big expensive $100,000 analysis that said Bridgewater was the best quarterback and they pick Manziel.

They trade down in the first, but then later trade up ONE Pick with the Vikings to get the cornerback...and the Vikings take a LB Barr.

I know they got some praise...but they made some strange moves.

Evidently random homeless guy has more sway than expert they pay $100k to.

Now the circle is complete. :lol:

[ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR]

Evidently random homeless guy has more sway than expert they pay $100k to.

Now the circle is complete. :lol:

Solution for homelessness: pay that dude and not the consultants you didn't listen to. Boom.

[floydefisher]

Solution for homelessness: pay that dude and not the consultants you didn't listen to. Boom.

Or maybe we should dress up their front office as random homeless people, to confuse Haslam?

[floydefisher]

I am bumping this thread with a new front office move that should eventually prove to be even more hilarious.

It seems Jimmy has finally gotten a clue, and decided to fire all the random homeless guys, and hire people with real championship caliber.

One of the first new hires....Paul DePodesta. Paul is now the Clowns 'Chief Strategy Officer'.

Paul's last job? VP of Player Development and Scouting for.....The.....New.....York.....M.....E.....T.... .S!

I can't even make this kind of stuff up. :rofl:

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

Was that the same guy who talked Marty Schotenheimer before his last AFC championship game?

[floydefisher]

Was that the same guy who talked Marty Schotenheimer before his last AFC championship game?

I don't think so...his resume is all baseball, except for this strange move.