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  • Stinky Wizzleteats+
    Grammar Police
    • Jun 2013
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    It's Raiders week! Post up your Raiders jokes!

    Come on guys pick your game up! It's the trash bandits of the NFL! Let's get out trash talk on!

    Anyone have the Raiders fans and Lorakets story from the old board?
    Go Rivers!
  • Topcat
    AKA "Pollcat"
    • Jan 2019
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    #2
    Originally posted by Stinky Wizzleteats+ View Post
    Come on guys pick your game up! It's the trash bandits of the NFL! Let's get out trash talk on!

    Anyone have the Raiders fans and Lorakets story from the old board?
    Okay, I'll play. I know a guy who is NOT a Raiders fan, but he told me when he goes into some stores or restaurants, he wears a Raiders jersey...and lots of times the owner is a big Raiders fan, sees the jersey, and says, "Raiders? Yes!!! For YOU, it's FREE!"

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    • MakoShark
      Disgruntled
      • Jun 2013
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      #3
      Originally posted by Stinky Wizzleteats+ View Post
      Come on guys pick your game up! It's the trash bandits of the NFL! Let's get out trash talk on!

      Anyone have the Raiders fans and Lorakets story from the old board?
      Stinky sighting!

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      sigpic

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      • NoMoreChillies
        Outback Goon
        • Sep 2018
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        #4
        my avatar

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        • Bolt Dude
          Draftnik
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          #5
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          Our quarterback is a golden god.

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          • The Intellectual Assassin
            Serenity now!
            • Sep 2021
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            #6
            I took my broken vacuum cleaner to a local repair store.

            They put a Raiders jersey on it and now it sucks again.

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            • Lone Bolt
              Brock Bowers N.M.W.
              • Feb 2019
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              #7
              I like some of the jokes...but honestly, I have never truly hated the Raiders, or appreciated the rivalry, as much as I hate Denver. That is probably because I'm not a local, living in Illinois, and never had to deal with Raider fans. I have been a fan long enough to woe that loss in the AFC championship to the Turds...my first year as a fan, actually...but it's always Denver that has got my goat. I kinda like and respect the kid, but old man Shanarat is one of my most hated personalities in NFL football, all time. Total dick, and total asshole teams...
              The TPB makes plans....And Jim Harbaugh laughs...

              Final prediction: Latham OT, Colson LB, Sainristil CB, Rice WR, Zinter OG, Nourzad OC, MacLachlan TE, Vidal RB, Lovett DT

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              • sdchrgrboy
                Registered Charger Fan
                • Sep 2021
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                #8
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                • boldarblood
                  Charger Fan
                  • Jun 2013
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                  #9
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                  • captaind
                    Cook This Pork Chops
                    • Jun 2013
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                    #10
                    SC17 used to have pages of "You might be a Raider fan" jokes from the old forum. Where is he these days?

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                    • FoutsFan
                      Registered Charger Fan
                      • Feb 2019
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                      #11
                      So my wife is a elementary school teacher. She had a bring your dad to work day. The first kid stands up and says "my dad is a firefighter, and he can show you all how to be fire safe." The next kid stands up and says "my dad is a locksmith, he can show you how to open locked doors." The next kid stands up and says, my dad is a bathroom attendant at a gay bar by the docks, he could show you" my wife steps in and says ok thanks for that.

                      At the end of the class my wife asked him if that was true, the kid said no, his dad was the defensive coordinator for the Raiders but he was too embarrassed to say it in front of the class.

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                      • captaind
                        Cook This Pork Chops
                        • Jun 2013
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                        #12
                        When the mention of "Alice in Chains" conjures up Brady Bunch sexual fantasies.....you might be a Raiders fan.

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