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  • Stinky Wizzleteats+
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    Bleeping Balls!

    The Redskins are one of five NFL teams using so-called beeping or whistling footballs to emphasize ball security. When the ball is being held correctly with the fundamental five points of pressure, it emits an audible beeping sound at about 80 decibels to tell a player he's doing it right.



    I just couldn't resist typing the thread title... Mods please feel free to move this into the Training mini camp thread when you feel its time...
    Go Rivers!
  • BlazingBolt
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    #2
    Balls that beep when you hold them correctly to prevent fumbling.


    The San Diego Chargers plan to start using them at training camp.
    Last edited by BlazingBolt; 06-23-2016, 11:43 AM.
    migrated from chargerfans.net then the thenflforum.com then here

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    • SDFan
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      #3
      they will need them when blind players are forced onto college and professional teams in the name off "fairness".
      Life is too short to drink cheap beer :beer:

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      • Mister Hoarse
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        #4
        Originally posted by BlazingBolt View Post
        Balls that beep when you hold them correctly to prevent fumbling.


        The San Diego Chargers plan to start using them at training camp.
        Spanos is checking prices on the knockoff Balls in China before he makes his final decision...
        Dean Spanos Should Get Ass Cancer Of The Ass!
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        • Gwynning_Spirit
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          #5
          Originally posted by Mister Hoarse View Post
          Spanos is checking prices on the knockoff Balls in China before he makes his final decision...
          He'll get the ones that beep when the batteries are low instead.

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          • Highboltage
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            #6
            He'll have one of the ball boys run along side them and beep if the grip looks right!

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            • Millionaire Wussy
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              #7
              my balls already beep when it gets 120 outside.
              For Stinky-Jon-Wizzleteats....

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              • Heatmiser
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                #8
                Patriots just ordered a gross of these. Brady already texted the equipment guy (his nickname is 'The Duracell') and told him to tamper with the balls he uses to turn the bleeper volume down by 10-12%. I think he is in the john taking care of that right now -- it's where they keep all the tools. Belicheck is preparing for the inevitable by brushing up on how sound waves propogate in various types of weather.

                TG
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                • Stinky Wizzleteats+
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                  #9
                  We should tamper with his balls to make them emit the "brown noise" so every patriot player shits themselves when ever the balls are held wrong!
                  Go Rivers!

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                  • Highboltage
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                    #10
                    Does Brady beep whenever Giselle holds his balls correctly?

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                    • Lightningwill_420

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ratenstein
                      pootriots or shatriots?
                      Patsypoops

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