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One name conspicuous by his absence has me wondering what's going on with not only Steve, but Aces Casino and RC too.
We just witnessed a hugely disappointing game yesterday and not one Steve sighting on the board in any thread since. This leads me to believe something like the following MUST have occurred...
You all remember how much RC and Steve used to debate about who the better QB was - Rivers or Brees. And then they'd analyze who was the better fit for past. present, and future OC's. And which QB was best for the Chargers. And then they would hypothesize, theorize, and telekinesize how much difference would there be if the two QB's exchanged teams. It didn't end there of course. It would then all re-circulate as an unending cycle of hell that the rest of us would be forced to look at but never quite get. No one but Steve, RC, or Aces could understand their unique language. Repititious or not, us mortals could never crack that code and save the world. Nevertheless, the Q triumvirate (Steve, RC, and Aces) grew suspicious and began to hold "outside" for your eyes only type meetings. Yes, they turned paranoid.
This is where it gets interesting...With so many regurgitated Rivers-Brees clandestined argument variations - held in various basements close to RC's mentor, Tom Brady, even Steve and RC grew weary, if not exhausted, speaking of all things Rivers and Brees. It was time for a change. A new season had arrived. Aces! Mr. Casino calls Steve up and asks "Hey Buddy, how about we go to a real football expert in my neck of the woods." Having found nothing by chasing Tom Brady's shadow for all those years, both Steve and RC were only TOO eager to see what fellow football geek Aces Casino had in mind.
Aces receives news from his prognosticator at Knott's Berry Farm that Steve and RC are finally in town. Aces notices several forks hanging out of both Steve's and RC's necks upon greeting them at the Orange County airport. Apparently they could not settle the Brees-Rivers debate mid-flight on which QB would be best at coaching after each player retired so they decided to settle it old school in mid-air.
Aces, not fazed one bit by the errant protruding forks, takes his friends over to his favorite place in the World - Knotts Berry Farm. Aces actually lives at Knotts. You can see Aces curled up in a glass exhibit with a chicken if you go there after hours. I digress. Anyways, Aces takes Steve and RC - still with forks in necks - to his alien leader that doubles as football expert that he claims can foretell the future. Steve and RC see what looks like a chicken and begin making fun of Aces. Telling him nasty chicken jokes. Mocking Aces with movements of a chicken. Sounding like chickens. This incenses Aces. Aces implores the mighty Chicken to cast it's spell of fowl "choo-doo" (alien chicken voodoo) onto both RC and Steve.
And there you have it, folks. Somewheres in the universe RC and Steve are spell-bound in a web of Rivers/Brees inertia that no mortal can rescue them from. Only Aces, with his ultra-powerful connection to the alien Chicken Supreme leader at Knotts Berry Farm can stop this hell and bring Steve back to this board where he belongs.
I don't know if that's true or not but I have nothing else at the moment so...
We just witnessed a hugely disappointing game yesterday and not one Steve sighting on the board in any thread since. This leads me to believe something like the following MUST have occurred...
You all remember how much RC and Steve used to debate about who the better QB was - Rivers or Brees. And then they'd analyze who was the better fit for past. present, and future OC's. And which QB was best for the Chargers. And then they would hypothesize, theorize, and telekinesize how much difference would there be if the two QB's exchanged teams. It didn't end there of course. It would then all re-circulate as an unending cycle of hell that the rest of us would be forced to look at but never quite get. No one but Steve, RC, or Aces could understand their unique language. Repititious or not, us mortals could never crack that code and save the world. Nevertheless, the Q triumvirate (Steve, RC, and Aces) grew suspicious and began to hold "outside" for your eyes only type meetings. Yes, they turned paranoid.
This is where it gets interesting...With so many regurgitated Rivers-Brees clandestined argument variations - held in various basements close to RC's mentor, Tom Brady, even Steve and RC grew weary, if not exhausted, speaking of all things Rivers and Brees. It was time for a change. A new season had arrived. Aces! Mr. Casino calls Steve up and asks "Hey Buddy, how about we go to a real football expert in my neck of the woods." Having found nothing by chasing Tom Brady's shadow for all those years, both Steve and RC were only TOO eager to see what fellow football geek Aces Casino had in mind.
Aces receives news from his prognosticator at Knott's Berry Farm that Steve and RC are finally in town. Aces notices several forks hanging out of both Steve's and RC's necks upon greeting them at the Orange County airport. Apparently they could not settle the Brees-Rivers debate mid-flight on which QB would be best at coaching after each player retired so they decided to settle it old school in mid-air.
Aces, not fazed one bit by the errant protruding forks, takes his friends over to his favorite place in the World - Knotts Berry Farm. Aces actually lives at Knotts. You can see Aces curled up in a glass exhibit with a chicken if you go there after hours. I digress. Anyways, Aces takes Steve and RC - still with forks in necks - to his alien leader that doubles as football expert that he claims can foretell the future. Steve and RC see what looks like a chicken and begin making fun of Aces. Telling him nasty chicken jokes. Mocking Aces with movements of a chicken. Sounding like chickens. This incenses Aces. Aces implores the mighty Chicken to cast it's spell of fowl "choo-doo" (alien chicken voodoo) onto both RC and Steve.
And there you have it, folks. Somewheres in the universe RC and Steve are spell-bound in a web of Rivers/Brees inertia that no mortal can rescue them from. Only Aces, with his ultra-powerful connection to the alien Chicken Supreme leader at Knotts Berry Farm can stop this hell and bring Steve back to this board where he belongs.
I don't know if that's true or not but I have nothing else at the moment so...
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