Work hard and the best of luck. Break a face
Wish me luck!
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Originally posted by alex View PostHow'd it go last night, SC?
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Originally posted by alex View PostI envy the fact you have something real gratifying to look forward to, SC. Good for you.
to actually get booked for shows. Hopefully, I can get some video of some of these upcoming shows for you guys.
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Originally posted by SuperCharger View PostI'm officially allowed to call myself a comedian now. Just got my performer's wristband for the festival this weekend!
Freaking excited!
Congratulations!For Stinky-Jon-Wizzleteats....
"Pray for strength and healing oh and money!"
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Originally posted by Bolt-O View PostGood luck! Any NFL shots in your routine?
a local channel was televising a 3rd grader football game. I thought, 'Wow, Okies take their football as seriously as I do. This is awesome'. But as much as I love football, and watching 9 year-olds
give each other concussions, I have to wonder what's next? Fetus football?! (announcer voice) 'Number 9 gets the handoff.... He's at the placenta, he's to the bladder.... he's at the uterus! HE'S
TAKEN IT ALL THE WAY TO THE CERVIX, TOUCHDOWN EMBRYO JONES!' - 'Great run, Dick - that's the second touchdown of the day for the rookie out of Wedlock, Texas' - 'It is Phil, and it wouldn't
have been possible without that beautiful backside block from the youngest player on the team, Conception Martinez'." Then I go into some of the local school mascots, like, "If fetus football was a
thing, the Jenks Trojans would probably want to change their mascot. And then North of Tulsa, we have Owasso. If you break that down, it's
'OW... ASS... Ohhhhhh!!' - and their mascot is a fucking RAM. They're never going to have any fetus football players. All these schools
are going to have to recruit from Booker T. Washington. Their mascot is the 'Whore nets' (Hornets)..."
Originally posted by Mister Hoarse View PostI think a Hacksaw impersonation would be comical. Especially if you do it straight.
just need a small hairy animal to wear on your head.
Originally posted by alex View PostCongratulations!
Word got around to the pros that I was a funny local guy, so I got approached by Chris Cubas and hung out with him for most of the after party Friday night.
After my Saturday show, I went to go see Sarah Shaefer perform with some of my local friends opening up for her, and sitting next to me is
Nikki Glaser (Nikki and Sarah had a show on MTV called "Nikki & Sarah Live"). So I got to hang out with them for a little bit, and got invited to the backstage area of Nikki Glaser's show (and got the picture
below with them).
This picture was us watching Erica Rhodes' (who is also a total cutiepie) set, and she was hilarious. From left to right,
Chris Cubas, Nikki Glaser, Michael Ian Black. It was surreal being right there with these professionals, and the entire weekend was the most fun I've had in a long, long time!
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