The "Who will sustain a season-ending injury this year?" thread.

[QSmokey]

OK, I've been wanting to do this for the last 3-4 years, but realized it was such an unpopular subject that I've shied away.

But this year is different - does anyone doubt that? And I don't have to list the reasons; we're all too familiar. And really, NOT starting this thread for the past several years has had ZERO impact on our injury (un)luck. So I say it's time to try something different. A "reverse psychology injury approach", if you will. Since our recent injury history almost can't get any worse, this thread will serve to make it better. Since this is the last season I'm going to be able to post this, I say flames be damned!

So, please cast your vote (up to 3) - this could be anyone important on the roster - as to who you think is going to go down either in TC or PS or the early part of the year with a season-ending injury.

My votes (in no particular order):

- Brandon Flowers
- Gorgon
- Keenan Allen

P.S. Given the 'enthusiasm' we've all shown this off-season for posting about anything but stadium/relocation issues, I'm guessing this thread will have the fewest views and fewest replies in Board History.

[6025]

Verrett - I have to see it to believe it (him lasting the season). Hopefully he is on the Antonio Gates program of healing injuries.

[bonehead]

in no particular order:

MassGeneralBolt
Tucker
OIP

[Geezbolt]

It will be "Q" when he tries racing one of the younger guys on this forum.

[UtahBolt]

Jeez Q...macabre thread! I am way too superstitious to name anyone specifically and I really think this team has the pieces to make a run if they can stay relatively injury free. However, my guess would be one or more of the usual suspects, the guys we have come to count on getting hurt at some point and we all know who those guys are.

[Bolt-O]

Bad juju thread!!!!!

[Mister Hoarse]

Stupidest thread idea ever

[richpjr]

Stupidest thread idea ever

Yep.

[SDFan]

OK, I've been wanting to do this for the last 3-4 years, but realized it was such an unpopular subject that I've shied away.

But this year is different - does anyone doubt that? And I don't have to list the reasons; we're all too familiar. And really, NOT starting this thread for the past several years has had ZERO impact on our injury (un)luck. So I say it's time to try something different. A "reverse psychology injury approach", if you will. Since our recent injury history almost can't get any worse, this thread will serve to make it better. Since this is the last season I'm going to be able to post this, I say flames be damned!

So, please cast your vote (up to 3) - this could be anyone important on the roster - as to who you think is going to go down either in TC or PS or the early part of the year with a season-ending injury.

My votes (in no particular order):

- Brandon Flowers
- Gorgon
- Keenan Allen

P.S. Given the 'enthusiasm' we've all shown this off-season for posting about anything but stadium/relocation issues, I'm guessing this thread will have the fewest views and fewest replies in Board History.

so you've been waiting 3-4 years to do this? About the same length of time you've been threatening to "retire". Now that ownership has made it increasingly uncomfortable to follow the team - I guess you decided to go scorched earth on your way out eh?

Let's all keep in mind the PLAYERS have nothing to do with the BS of moving the team, they are employees in an unfortunate unfolding story. We should not direct bad juju at them- so I'm going to redirect the bad mojo here towards management/ownership for my list:

#1) FIBiani. Could this guy please have a heart attack or a stroke that renders him unable to speak or at least choke on his vile, bitter words?
#2) Dean Spanos. Could easily trip over the land mines FIBS has laid, or at least trip over his own incompetent feet! Break a leg Asshole!
#3) Grubman. Who ever heard of this fuck before the Chargers to LA charade went Prime Time? Needs to crawl back under the rock he came from and let an earthquake seal his fate there.
#4) Goodell. Hope he gets CTE leading to dementia and Alzheimer's.
#5) AG & John Spanos. Support of this team by fans and city MADE both your careers! You ungrateful pukes, grow some spines and at least have the decency to come out with some public statements instead of hiding behind your slimy lawyer and loser father's skirts! If you don't want to go to LA, stand up and be counted, or I hope you get lung cancer from the smog and carjacked in Carson!

[Guest]

It will be one of QSmokey's favorite guys. Either Amari Cooper or Trent Richardson.

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

The Raiders QB RB and best WR!

I would gong this thread if this were the gong show!

[QSmokey]

Jeez Q...macabre thread! I am way too superstitious to name anyone specifically and I really think this team has the pieces to make a run if they can stay relatively injury free. However, my guess would be one or more of the usual suspects, the guys we have come to count on getting hurt at some point and we all know who those guys are.

Fuck you.