* OFFICIAL "HOW WILL WE LOSE THE BYE WEEK" THREAD *

**UtahBolt** · 11-13-2015, 08:29 AM

BYE 34
Bolts 31

Another close one that we just can't seem to finish. We lose four more starters as well...ugh...when will the break get here?

**Guest** · 11-13-2015, 08:53 AM

Chargers keep Mike McCoy and the franchise continues to spiral down the toilet like a turd that just wont flush.

**MakoShark** · 11-13-2015, 09:00 AM

We lose 3 more starters to injury. One, falls in the shower IR'd with a broken wrist. Another gets an ingrown toenail out 3-4 weeks. And the last was heard to say, "Hold my beer watch this!" just before attempting a swan dive from his roof to the pool, he's listed as day to day with a concussion.

**Mister Hoarse** · 11-13-2015, 09:10 AM

By not saying bye bye to some coaches during the Bye.

Bye

#holdmybeer

**QSmokey** · 11-13-2015, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by MakoShark View Post

We lose 3 more starters to injury. One, falls in the shower IR'd with a broken wrist. Another gets an ingrown toenail out 3-4 weeks. And the last was heard to say, "Hold my beer watch this!" just before attempting a swan dive from his roof to the pool, he's listed as day to day with a concussion.

And McCoy says all three "Just had the wind knocked out of them".

**Mister Hoarse** · 11-13-2015, 09:24 AM

Rivers is exposed to a lot more toys on the stairs this week.
Our OL could spend 7 straight days eating Hodads bacon cheeseburgers.
Our entire Secondary is at risk for herpes and/or alcohol poisoning at the Gaslamp.
The safety of our next game can't get here soon enough.

**MakoShark** · 11-13-2015, 09:34 AM

Oh damn....I could use a burger from Hodads about now. Thanks Hoarse!

**ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR** · 11-13-2015, 09:36 AM

HOOOOOOOCKKKKKK

**richpjr** · 11-13-2015, 10:19 AM

The tide is turning... The five game losing streak does not continue this week and we come back and spank the Chiefs. I hope. But then I'll have to listen to how bad that is because we aren't making the playoffs and the win just hurts our draft position. But if we lost and kept our draft position, people will just complain that TT will blow it on a bad player and McCoy won't use that player right anyway. And then Faded will comment about LA only wants Kroenke and the Rams.

**Guest** · 11-13-2015, 11:39 AM

I'm enjoying the creativity up in here (Rich, you're going to have to do better than that).

Bye: 45
Chargers: 4 (we end up getting two safeties because our current two are playing like ass)

**Boltx** · 11-13-2015, 11:52 AM

MEH

* OFFICIAL "HOW WILL WE LOSE THE BYE WEEK" THREAD *