Playoffs Thread: wildcard round

[Lightningwill_420]

Schlong my head!

I'm going to say this is unlikely.

Schlong comes from my people.

My people aren't into acronyms.

We like words.

[Lightningwill_420]

And the fakeness begins with a fake spot. Fake first down for the Paul Allens.

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

I'm going to say this is unlikely.

Schlong comes from my people.

My people aren't into acronyms.

We like words.

Lighten up Frances Weissman that was a joke.I know your people like to laugh!

[Lightningwill_420]

Lighten up Frances Weissman that was a joke.I know your people like to laugh!

Mine was a joke too, Stinky Wizzleteats. Jews use acronyms from JCCs to JAPs. I guess we like Jays. That would explain my childhood fascination with J.J. and my teenage love for lighting jays.

I looked it up. SMH means shaking my head. I'll forget that in a bit.

[Lightningwill_420]

Fake play #2. Wilson about to be sacked, throws ball at feet of a lineman. No flag. NFL-shill Collinsworth says good call before even seeing a replay.

I say fake play #2, but there could have been more. I missed the 2nd quarter.

[Lightningwill_420]

Peterson fumbled. Somebody ten times as strong as him should beat his balls bloody with a switch so he learns not to do that.

[Mister Hoarse]

Peterson fumbled. Somebody ten times as strong as him should beat his balls bloody with a switch so he learns not to do that.

This I agree with.
I like Js too.

[Lightningwill_420]

Are the Zygi Wilfs seriously playing for a field goal here? What a bunch of pussies.

[Lightningwill_420]

I noticed the Vikings holder took on the Dan Marino strategy of laces not out. Rigged?

[Lightningwill_420]

He missed the field goal. I knew it. This is such a bullshit operation.

[Lightningwill_420]

At least Collinsworth called out the holder for the laces in the wrong direction. He probably wasn't supposed to bring that to our attention.

How likely is it the holder does that twice in a football game? So rigged.

Vikes deserve to lose though. That whole playing-for-a-field-goal thing was so McCoy. Pussies.

[bonehead]

That kick was rigged