Te'o has a visible girlfriend!

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/manti-teo-girlfriend-san-diego-chargers-joviniicole-011916

[Mister Hoarse]

Is that an adams apple?

[richpjr]

Is that an adams apple?

I didn't even notice if she had a neck or not...

[Geezbolt]

Props to Manti.

[chargerkdb]

Hmmm. I'm skeptical

[TTK]

This girl reportedly has a few arrests on her record.

[Lightningwill_420]

This girl reportedly has a few arrests on her record.

A San Diego Raiders fan?

[MakoShark]

I honestly thought he was gay.

[chargerkdb]

I honestly thought he was gay.

Don't go giving up on that thought, just because you can see her and she's actually alive doesn't mean ex-con model is on the up and up either. First impressions are usually accurate

[Lightningwill_420]

Hooray for gay. I'm waiting for players, ones who actually stick around, to say they are gay. It will be a good thing for this country.

Boo sissy crap. I'm waiting for the the powers that be to stop appealing to our feminine side and start treating football like a man's sport again. Fuck those stupid songs in the beginnings of games. Fuck box seats for people who can't stand to be around football fans. Fuck those who want to shut down tailgate parties. Fuck showing me a picture of Tom Brady's face when he's not even fucking playing. Fuck the carrying on about how lucky we are to see some old fart like Peyton Manning or Brett Favre before him play football as if I'm watching a funeral I'm not worthy of attending. Fuck announcers trying to explain shit to me as if I'm in a classroom and as if they are anything other than ex jocks fucking up the English language with boring-ass cliches. Fuck sideline reporters. Fuck billionaires trying to steal my team away because they aren't rich enough. Fuck all that shit. Set up a gridiron, get 22 dudes to smash and slash their ways to the endzone, and let me get stoned and enjoy it. No frills. No bullshit. No pussy crap.

[chargerkdb]

Hooray for gay. I'm waiting for players, ones who actually stick around, to say they are gay.

Boo sissy crap. I'm waiting for the the powers that be to stop appealing to our feminine side and start treating football like a man's sport again. Fuck those stupid songs in the beginnings of games. Fuck box seats. Fuck those who want to shut down tailgate parties. Fuck showing me a picture of Tom Brady's face when he's not even fucking playing. Fuck the carrying on about how lucky we are to see some old fart like Peyton Manning or Brett Favre before him play football. Fuck announcers trying to explain shit to me as if I'm in a classroom and as if they are anything other than ex jocks with microphones. Fuck billionaires trying to steal my team away because they aren't rich enough. Fuck all that shit. Set up a grid iron, get 22 dudes to smash and slash their ways to the endzone, and let me get stoned and enjoy it. No frills. No bullshit. No pussy crap.

Uh, ok just the football weed and cheetohs!

[Lightningwill_420]

Uh, ok just the football weed and cheetohs!

Leave out the Cheetohs. I like Thai-hot chicken wings.