Super Boring Predictions...

[Mister Hoarse]

Or just what you want to see...

[Mister Hoarse]

Wat happens is the Hoculi's tag team Carolina (not a porno) and swallow whistles (still not porn) wherever necessary to place Denver 1st & Goal at the 1.

Wat I would like to see:
Porn.
Also... Manning throw a 100 yard pick six with the game on the line.

Wat

[Coachmarkos]

This just in: Shannon Sharpe on Colin's radio show...likes the Broncos. Because of course he does.

Just waiting for Tom Jackson's Broncos pick as well.

[captaind]

This will be a bigger blowout than two years ago.

[captaind]

Wonder how John Fox feels about this matchup.

[RTPbolt]

Panther dry humps Elway Manning Bronco on the Superbowl stage... A graphic novel....on sale in all markets not located in Colorado

[Screeme]

I just don't see how the Broncos win this.

Their defense has carried a noodle armed over the hill QB/Never will be QB to the championship. They are the best D in the league for a reason. Even though they don't feel as imposing as some of those Ravens D's or the 84 Bears, getting this far with the QBS play they've gotten is an accomplishmentioned worthy of an all time great defense.

But the Panthers have just shredded two other really good defenses. And held two much better offensive teams in check. The Panthers big weakness has been losing focus in the second half, but this Broncos offense isn't one that's going to have a lot of big comebacks in them I think.

My guess, the Panthers start fast and cruise to a win. 34-17

[ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR]

Matchup of to really good defenses. I don't think Denver has a solution for Cam. Not only is a he a great player as a runner and passer, his skill set allows them to run all that deception stuff in the backfield. They shredded a really good AZ defense.

[bonehead]

...and though the Donkeys have a really good D, they just ran over an overmatched Patriot O line. I don't feel sorry for Brady at all but they were depleted. Won't be the same against Carolina....oh and this just in: the Donks can't cover Tight Ends for shit.

Panthers 39 Donkeydicks 13

[Savage Lizard]

Ugh.

Can't even watch football shows for the next two weeks because I'm sure it's nothing but blowjobs for Manning. Don't like Newton. Great player, but the "look at me" shit is tiresome.

BUT, since I can't have the Peyton riding into the sunset with a win scenario, I'll have to hope Carolina shreds the donkeys like I think they are going to.

[Lightningwill_420]

Jerry Richardson's team wins in a blowout, or Pat Bowlen's team wins in a close one.

[KNSD]

Carolina is going to blow Denver out. NFC > AFC, and Carolina just got done blowout out the two best teams in the NFC not named Carolina. And they made them look BAD.