No Excuses

[wu-dai clan]

A horse walks into a bar, he clomps down to the end and sits on a stool.

Bartender walks down, looks at him, and says “hey buddy, why the long face?”

LOL.
TY.

True story.
Dude at the gas station today wanted to borrow money for gas.
Even with my long face, I was about to give him a ten spot.
Then I saw his bumper sticker.
"I eat ass."
That was a deal breaker.
Apologies to all for being offensive.

Coming soon to a Chargers forum near you...
the return of green text.
I do not care what the critics say.

[21&500]

LOL.
TY.

True story.
Dude at the gas station today wanted to borrow money for gas.
Even with my long face, I was about to give him a ten spot.
Then I saw his bumper sticker.
"I eat ass."
That was a deal breaker.
Apologies to all for being offensive.

Coming soon to a Chargers forum near you...
the return of green text.
I do not care what the critics say.

Haha good for you.
He can eat ass for free.

[dmac_bolt]

LOL.
TY.

True story.
Dude at the gas station today wanted to borrow money for gas.
Even with my long face, I was about to give him a ten spot.
Then I saw his bumper sticker.
"I eat ass."
That was a deal breaker.
Apologies to all for being offensive.

Coming soon to a Chargers forum near you...
the return of green text.
I do not care what the critics say.

A penguin is driving to Tucson and suddenly steam starts shooting out from his hood. He limps his car into a station in the middle of nowhere, stuttering up to the open garage doors. Its 110deg, blistering sun high overhead almost forming the image of vultures. Its a desert of death and he’s glad he made it to safety.

Mechanic comes out, and says “it’ll take me about 30 min to look at and figure out the problem, you might want to go over to the quick store and grab something cool”

Penguin heads on over to get out of the heat while the mechanic opens the hood and starts troubleshooting.

20 min later, the Penguin walks back over to the garage.

Mechanic looks at him and says “it looks like you blew a seal”

Penguin, embarrassed, quickly wipes his mouth: “no, that was just a vanilla ice cream cone”

[Lefty2SLO]

A penguin is driving to Tucson and suddenly steam starts shooting out from his hood. He limps his car into a station in the middle of nowhere, stuttering up to the open garage doors. Its 110deg, blistering sun high overhead almost forming the image of vultures. Its a desert of death and he’s glad he made it to safety.

Mechanic comes out, and says “it’ll take me about 30 min to look at and figure out the problem, you might want to go over to the quick store and grab something cool”

Penguin heads on over to get out of the heat while the mechanic opens the hood and starts troubleshooting.

20 min later, the Penguin walks back over to the garage.

Mechanic looks at him and says “it looks like you blew a seal”

Penguin, embarrassed, quickly wipes his mouth: “no, that was just a vanilla ice cream cone”

Sooooooo bad . . . . . . . . . . (covers face in shame)

[Caslon]

Me too! Me too! A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

[Wrbanwal]

You’ve heard of Murphy’s law. If it can go wrong it will.

have you heard of Cole’s law?




It’s a combination of cabbage and mayonnaise

[ChargersPowderBlue]

This expert collection of TPB gurus have been playing together here for a long time. A ton of work, preparation, dedication leads you all to this point. There are no more excuses for immature inane pseudo-science masking as thoughtful analytics. No more excuses for knee-jerk emotional inflections over single-second events. No more angry bitter reactions to obvious random events that occur to every team every year if not game.

Its time for TPB to step up and be the professionals I know everyone here is. Unfortunately, I won't be able to point out specifics in my new political role as Mayor of Flipville. I think you are all are just fabulous, amazing, incredible.

you're gonna have to reach deep and do it on your own

I give you this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AXzIsnrShM

[Lefty2SLO]

You’ve heard of Murphy’s law. If it can go wrong it will.

have you heard of Cole’s law?




It’s a combination of cabbage and mayonnaise

Please . . . . . . . . . . . make it STOP!!

All this thread needs now is Topcat . . . . . . . .

[Wrbanwal]

I called my landlord the other day. Told him I gotta leak in my sink.


he said, go ahead. I’m not judging

[Eurobolt]

Guys it is more like year of the flop... With such sub(zero) contractor like Staley Flipville will never be build.

[Lefty2SLO]

Guys it is more like year of the flop... With such sub(zero) contractor like Staley Flipville will never be build.

So far it's very definitely the year of the flop . . . . . . . . . . . . get your shit together guys

[Topcat]

Please . . . . . . . . . . . make it STOP!!

All this thread needs now is Topcat . . . . . . . .

Hi!