The Likely Madison Beer Story (how it ends)

[YAC]

Sorry Justin, if you are looking for something long term and sincere. Turn away soon if you are.

I hate to be jaded and real...but this reality: Madison Beer saw how much attention (ie: money) could be gained by connecting yourself to the NFL. She simply needed to watch Taylor Swift. Madison and her family and her agents are *very* business savvy. Even in modeling and music: it's a copycat league.

Funny that ***days before the season*** she's suddenly a story, right by Justin's side. What a coincidence, right?

In no universe do I see these two building a longterm relationship ...and the whole thing makes me a bit sick (when I'm not looking at photos of Beer's surgically enhanced beauty, which is high-level*)

I despise the medias Chiefs-Taylor-Swift fixation with all my heart. I'll merely dread a Herbert-Beer narrative. It's as fake as her boobs.



*I'd put the over-under on her surgical enhancements at six procedures.

[Whydachargers?]

If Justin's happy I'm happy. If I was his age and had his life I'd be ALL OVER that Madison Beer. "Number of surgeries" would not even make my top 100 on things I thought about while around that woman. For the record the top 100 things on my mind would have been when, how and where could the two of us have sex. Good for Justin.

[Boltdiehard]

Really? Who gives a fuck?

[dmac_bolt]

[OG619FrightninLightnin]

Really? Who gives a fuck?

This.

The pearl clutching here has been HILARIOUS.

[Ghost of Quacksaw]

Beer Stories always end the same way-- with an enormous belch.

[jaguarmanftype]

We need Superbowl rings, not engagement rings. Sign Dr. David Chao back, and have him "mistakenly" convert Justin into a eunuch.

[powderblueboy]

Sorry Justin, if you are looking for something long term and sincere. Turn away soon if you are.

I hate to be jaded and real...but this reality: Madison Beer saw how much attention (ie: money) could be gained by connecting yourself to the NFL. She simply needed to watch Taylor Swift. Madison and her family and her agents are *very* business savvy. Even in modeling and music: it's a copycat league.

Funny that ***days before the season*** she's suddenly a story, right by Justin's side. What a coincidence, right?

In no universe do I see these two building a longterm relationship ...and the whole thing makes me a bit sick (when I'm not looking at photos of Beer's surgically enhanced beauty, which is high-level*)

I despise the medias Chiefs-Taylor-Swift fixation with all my heart. I'll merely dread a Herbert-Beer narrative. It's as fake as her boobs.



*I'd put the over-under on her surgical enhancements at six procedures.

I have a completely different spin on this .... dating skanks (not that M. Beer is one - just a general statement) is good for the careers of star athletes.
Emotionally committed relationships, with its sacrifices on your focus and selfish commitments are deleterious to success,
at least for athletes in their 20s.

[YAC]

If Justin's happy I'm happy.

Me too. Just don't think he will be if he takes it seriously.

[Javia]

Sorry Justin, if you are looking for something long term and sincere. Turn away soon if you are.

I hate to be jaded and real...but this reality: Madison Beer saw how much attention (ie: money) could be gained by connecting yourself to the NFL. She simply needed to watch Taylor Swift. Madison and her family and her agents are *very* business savvy. Even in modeling and music: it's a copycat league.

Funny that ***days before the season*** she's suddenly a story, right by Justin's side. What a coincidence, right?

In no universe do I see these two building a longterm relationship ...and the whole thing makes me a bit sick (when I'm not looking at photos of Beer's surgically enhanced beauty, which is high-level*)

I despise the medias Chiefs-Taylor-Swift fixation with all my heart. I'll merely dread a Herbert-Beer narrative. It's as fake as her boobs.



*I'd put the over-under on her surgical enhancements at six procedures.

She wants something from him, he wants something from her. It may not be the same thing, but they are both getting what they want. Probably. It's not a Disney love story.

[21&500]

The hell with "happy"
be miserable and focused, make good decisions and save happiness for after you win a ring.
Love Herbert as much as anyone but this "leaked" relationship has some "Trevor Lawrence, I don't care about football vibes"
if this turns into a toxic relationship, it will absolutely be a distraction. I'm not bagging on girls with mental health issues, I just don't want them distracting my QB.

[Javia]

The hell with "happy"
be miserable and focused, make good decisions and save happiness for after you win a ring.
Love Herbert as much as anyone but this "leaked" relationship has some "Trevor Lawrence, I don't care about football vibes"
if this turns into a toxic relationship, it will absolutely be a distraction. I'm not bagging on girls with mental health issues, I just don't want them distracting my QB.

Are you getting Tila Tequila vibes from her?