Keenan Allen

[ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR]

KA totally sux. We shoulda picked John Jenkins instead!

[sandiego17]

Dude slips like 15 times a game. When is somebody going to get him longer cleats for crying out loud. Tired of that crap. We are going to need him in a big way Sunday.

That is all-

With how little athleticism he possesses, I'm surprised he doesn't slip every snap. Hell, I'm surprised he can run without falling. Who am I kidding, he can't run, its like a jog.

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

We should draft hover kitty to play WR! He won't slip, even on water!~

[6025]

With how little athleticism he possesses, I'm surprised he doesn't slip every snap. Hell, I'm surprised he can run without falling. Who am I kidding, he can't run, its like a jog.

And the dude is a closet Raiders fan. Probably fucking up on purpose. He obviously made that great TD catch and run in Denver last year because as a closet Duh fan he hates the Donks more than the Chargers.