Silently climbing the NFL stats list

[Big Dog]

Was looking at the www.nfl.com website and saw that little Devil of RB Ryan Mathews with 666 yards was #9 in rushing in the NFL. Moreover, Ryan with his 4.4 yards per carry was tied for #4 behind only Morris 5.1, McCoy 4.7, Bush 4.5 ypc.

With more big plays (40+ runs) than Bush and 1/3 the fumbles of Bush ... mind you that is one 40 yarder and 1 fumble to bush's 3 but still, Muffews is doing better than I thought he was.

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Gates is #16 in Receiving (2nd on to Jimmy Graham amoung TE's)

Woodhead is #20 in Receiving (2nd in the NFL behind on Sproles in Receiving yards by a RB and only 39 yards behind him)

Allen is #47 in Receiving (25th amoung WR; BUT 2nd in the NFL at 80.5% in % of 1st down catches to Calvin Johnson at 81.4% with 40+ receptions)

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Weedle is tied for 25th in tackles with 77 3rd amoung Safeties (sure glad we didn't go for that Vontaze Burfict guy who leads the league in tackles with 118)

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#4 passing offense in the NFL

#16 rushing offense in the NFL

#7 in Total yards offense

#4 offensive line (stop laughing)

#4 in time of possession 32:51

#2 in fumbles allowed with 7 (shocker)

#5 in fumbles lost with 5

#12 in penalty yards

#3 in 3rd down %

#2 in 4th down %

#2 in 1st downs per game

#7 in yards per game

#2 in yards per play

#17 in points per game (ouch)

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#3 in kickoffs avg 67.5

#6 in Kickoff avg return at 25.2

#7 in FG made

#1 in FG blocked

#1 in FG made > 40 yards 8-8

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#3 in punt return yardage at 87 yards compared to NYG at 457

#4 in punt returns allowed

#2 in touchbacks allowed with 1

#7 in punting (net avg)

#2 in punting differential (gross - net avg = 43.9 - 41.1 = 2.8 differential)

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#3 in time of possession Defense

#3 in fewest Defensive plays at 609

#26 (tied with 5 teams) in Fumbles

#32 Tied for Last in Fumbles recovered with 2 other teams

#11 in points allowed

#24 in 1st downs allowed per game

#1 in NFL in yards allowed per play at 6.4 (only 3 other teams within half a yard of us)

#23 in 3rd down % allowed (sure glad that was a point of emphasis)

#14 in 4th down % allowed

#18 in penalty yards

#17 in number of penalties

#27 in yards allowed per game

#27 in passing yards allowed per game

#30 in passer rating at 102.3 (only 3 other teams above 100)

#15 in rushing yards allowed

#31 in rushing yards per attempt (tied with 1 team)

#17 in Sacks

#28 in INTs

#31 tied with 2 other teams in Forced Fumbles

[oneinchpunch]

That's a lot of numbers

[Panama]

Now we just have to wait for the QSmokey "#-38767 in stats posted" post...

:qsmokey:

[QSmokey]

Now we just have to wait for the QSmokey "#-38767 in stats posted" post...

:qsmokey:

This thread: -345.85.

By the way, I have never watched a single episode of 'Homer Simpson' in my life; and never will (I think it's trash and magnificently un-funny). Why does that gif keep getting posted after a some of my posts? Someone tell me 'cause I'm not gonna look it up. Am I supposed to resemble the old guy? I'm not fat, ya know.

[Panama]

By the way, I have never watched a single episode of 'Homer Simpson' in my life; and never will (I think it's trash and magnificently un-funny). Why does that gif keep getting posted after a some of my posts? Someone tell me 'cause I'm not gonna look it up. Am I supposed to resemble the old guy? I'm not fat, ya know.

That's just the image that comes up when you type :qsmokey:.

[QSmokey]

That's just the image that comes up when you type :qsmokey:.

Gotta try that...

:qsmokey:

[Panama]

That's just the image that comes up when you type :qsmokey:.

Gotta try that...

:qsmokey:

These quoted images... It's like having synchronised swimmers! :qsmokey:

[Guest]

This thread: -345.85.

By the way, I have never watched a single episode of 'Homer Simpson' in my life; and never will (I think it's trash and magnificently un-funny). Why does that gif keep getting posted after a some of my posts? Someone tell me 'cause I'm not gonna look it up. Am I supposed to resemble the old guy? I'm not fat, ya know.

I created that emoticon in your honor Q. I don't remember the exact context, but it was in reference to you being an old guy and not remembering something - it's ironic that I can't remember my post. LOL

[QSmokey]

I created that emoticon in your honor Q. I don't remember the exact context, but it was in reference to you being an old guy and not remembering something - it's ironic that I can't remember my post. LOL

Oh, good. At least people aren't thinking I'm fat.

[Panama]

Oh, good. At least people aren't thinking I'm fat.

:what:

You should be pleased. You have 2 emoticons in your honour. This one -- :More Q Please: -- is :More Q Please:.

[RTPbolt]

I loved the Ryan Leaf shit emoticons....that one cracked me up when i discovered it in a rant of some type.

Here's won for :qsmokey: !!!

[UtahBolt]

Is think that giff is from the episode when Bart is paying off a debt working for the town's brothel. G-pa Simpson comes in as a customer and sees Bart and turns right around and leaves, in context, it's pretty damn funny. Actually one of the funniest episodes in the 20+ year history of the Simpsons.