Shaun Phillips owns an actual fax machine. Seriously.

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  • ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR
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    Shaun Phillips owns an actual fax machine. Seriously.

    Media Day is awesome.

    ''Honestly, I send faxes probably once a week,'' Phillips said. ''I know it's kind of boring. But I really enjoy sending faxes.''

    It's 2014 and the Broncos team leader in sacks is fax aficionado? Sure, that makes sense.

    ''For some reason, I think it's amazing that you can send something through and scan it through to someone else,'' Phillips said. He added that he uses his fax machines for ''random things, business things,'' for the businesses that he owns.

    ''I have an actual fax machine,'' Phillips said. ''I own a fax machine.''
  • Mister Hoarse
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    #2
    He own a axual fax mashine?

    Shit be edumacational.
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    • Panamamike
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      #3
      If he thinks that is cool, he should try the ol' two tin cans and a string with his neighbors.

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      • Heatmiser
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        #4
        I just sent a message to Shaun's pager to tell him to check his fax machine.....

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        • Steve
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          #5
          It doesn't suprise me that Phillips still uses a fax machine. It surprises me that anyone else does.

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          • Bolt-O
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            #6
            There used to be a legitimate reason for faxes, as I believe that signatures that are faxed are accepted in court, vs. scanned and sent via electronically through email. I think that requirement is no longer valid, but maybe the league and agents still communicate contracts via fax...remember the fiasco with Dumervil that ultimately led to Phillips being signed in Denver. Maybe Phillips is keeping it for his 'good luck'.

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            • Stinky Wizzleteats+
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              #7
              I keeps me two fax machines fools!
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              • ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR
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                #8
                He seems inordinately proud of it. I wonder why he thinks anyone would be impressed with his ownership and ability to manipulate that technology?

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                • Mister Hoarse
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                  #9
                  He should show the front office how to operate one.

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                  • Stinky Wizzleteats+
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                    #10
                    What would you fax him if we had his fax number?
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                    • oneinchpunch
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                      #11
                      I believe he's commenting on the speculation that he would not be Bronco if not for the fax machine. And just goofing off at media day.


                      Edit: nevermind, he is just goofing off over Dumervill
                      Last edited by oneinchpunch; 01-29-2014, 10:43 AM.
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                      • sandiego17
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                        #12
                        Does he have that old school fax paper?

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