OT: To get through one more week of boredom; favorite football and general quotes

[Geezbolt]

Favorite football quote:

"If you wind up listening to the fans, you're going to wind up sitting next to them."

Marv Levy

Favorite general quote:

"The brain is not an organ of thinking, but an organ of survival like fang and claw. It is made in such a way that we accept as truth that which is mere advantage."

Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi
Nobel Prize in Physiology, 1937

Honorable mention:

"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."

Bob Dylan

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

Its time to cook dis pork chops!

Please dont through shit at me!

[Geezbolt]

Its time to cook dis pork chops!

Please dont through shit at me!

Mr. Hoarse is going to be pissed at you Stinky for beating him to the punch.

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

Let him eat pork!

[Den60]

"I like these odds."

General George A. Custer

[sandiego17]

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty"

Chruchill

[TABF]

Coach Bryant:That kid may be the stupidest son of a bitch I've ever seen, but he sure is fast!

[TABF]

Longest Yard-The original:

Granville: Alright men, now here's the play we're gonna use. I don't think the guards know this formation. It's called "incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead." Remember, any man you tackle gets an elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth.

[Guest]

Football-related: You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! ~ Coach D'Amato "Any Given Sunday"

Non-football: "I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" ~ Neal "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"

"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try". ~ Yoda - "The Empire Strikes Back"

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

"The world needs ditch digger too Danny."

Cady Shack.

[thelightningwill]

"The world needs ditch digger too Danny."

Cady Shack.

The San Diego Chargers just won the Super Bowl, weed is legal, Ben n Jerry's Half Baked ice cream is a healthy snack, and Mexico has now handed over Cancun to TheLightningWill. - Some CNN reporter of the near future

Dave's not here, man. - Tommy Chong

[KYBoltsFan]

"The punter is a weapon." - Marty Schottenheimer