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  • richpjr
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    • Jun 2013
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    Overwieight Chargers beware!

    Players will be weighed Wednesday upon arriving at Chargers Park, part of a daily routine. Any Charger who is overweight will be fined $520 per pound per day, as outlined in the collective bargaining agreement. Every player received a target weight before the summer break.
    That could add up to some serious coin if you showed up with and extra 5-10 pounds and took a while to get it off.
  • thelightningwill
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    #2
    Originally posted by richpjr View Post
    That could add up to some serious coin if you showed up with and extra 5-10 pounds and took a while to get it off.
    What about overweight lovers?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by thelightningwill View Post
      What about overweight lovers?
      They are fined with pulmonary embolisms.

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      • TABF
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        #4
        Originally posted by thelightningwill View Post
        What about overweight lovers?
        Heavy G isn't w/us anymore...dude, read some news no and again

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        • #5
          Heavy G?

          LOL

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          • thelightningwill
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            #6
            Originally posted by TBF View Post
            Heavy G isn't w/us anymore...dude, read some news no and again
            Heavy D.

            Maybe you were thinking of Warren G.'s big-boned sister. Or possibly a phone call placed to the IRS, where one of the G Men put you on hold and forced you to listen to a heavy dose of Kenny G. Or could it have been our very own Johnnie Troutman, a very heavy G.

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            • TABF
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              #7
              Originally posted by thelightningwill View Post
              Heavy D.

              Maybe you were thinking of Warren G.'s big-boned sister. Or possibly a phone call placed to the IRS, where one of the G Men put you on hold and forced you to listen to a heavy dose of Kenny G. Or could it have been our very own Johnnie Troutman, a very heavy G.
              Uhh yea... G is for Garay & G rymes with D.... (didnt want to throw Deilman onto the fat truck with a heavy D reference)....& my last reference to sarcasm/humor (that you didn't get) is that Garay (now a Jet) looks like Heavy D and had a very similar demeanor.

              BTW...aint nada 'g'angsta w/troutman. Maybe..... just maybe he is a 'lowercase G'. I hear he and Montell Jordan just do it that way.

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              • thelightningwill
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                #8
                Good one. Garay was one of my favorite players. Definitely a heavy G.

                Troutman is a G - a guard.

                I thought of Gary Gnu later. And Gary the Ghost Garrison.

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                • oneinchpunch
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                  #9
                  Bryant Mckinnie showed up overweight.

                  Phew
                  Hashtag thepowderblues

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