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06-24-2008, 01:00 PM
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You're a Raiders fan if...
I started this on another site, but I might as well share it here, it being the off-season and all.
Feel free to add to it.
Your tailgate party is broken up into sections: Crips, Bloods, Aryan Brotherhood and Mexican Mafia.
You have afamily recipe for crack.
You purchased your current vehicle with Camel Bucks, or got it in trade for pit bull puppies.
You've never attended an Oakland Raiders game in Oakland.
Your "work space" doubles as a 7/11 parking lot. Your "live space" doubles as a meth lab.
You get starstruck by a guy in a gorilla suit.
If a dentist says he's looking for cavities, you drop your pants.
The only champagne-pouring celebration you've seen one of your players involved in occurred at a Vegas nightclub and you saw it on youtube.
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06-24-2008, 01:03 PM
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....if you believe Kwame Harris is an upgrade over Barry Sims
Mister Hoarse Sage advice from a respected source filtered through a moron.
http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=z7X2_V60YK8
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06-24-2008, 01:03 PM
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You won't steal any car that doesn't have whistle tips.
You brag about the time you met The Violator, but live in secret shame over the number of times you've been violated.
You really, really give a shit about whether Ray Guy is in the Hall of Fame.
You have afavorite brand of paint thinner for huffing.
You type out things like J-Rock, L-Boogie, D-Mac, Gru-Dawg, etc., and don't even feel like an idiot.
The longest word you know how to spell is "bwahahahahahahahahahahaha".
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06-24-2008, 01:06 PM
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You're saving up to get your "RIADERS" (sic) tattoo fixed.
You've ever called "no stab-backs".
You've nearly drowned while receiving an enema.
You've been able to fashion a weapon using only government cheese.
You've been working on any epic blast to post in the SMAK forum for the next time the Raiders beat the Chargers. You've been working on it longer than any online football message boards have been around.
The phrases you hate most are "tuck rule", "Immaculate Reception" and "assume the position".
If Jack Tatum had put you into a wheelchair for life...that would RULE!!! I mean, can you imagine!?! It's JACK TATUM!!
You're excited. A quarter billion dollars in FA signings, and your team might take third place in the AFC West away from the Chiefs. Al's a genius.
For your birthday, your cellie gave you a pack of menthols and anal warts.
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06-24-2008, 01:08 PM
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You sometimes get yourself arrested just to get the free de-lousing.
Your definitions of the words "pride", "poise" and "excellence" are the exact opposites of the definitions found in the dictionary.
You love your girlfriend because she smells the way you imagine Warren Sapp smells.
And you love your boyfriend because he smells the way you imagine Amy Trask smells.
You've got skidmarks that are older Lane Kiffin.
You think your new eyeliner makes your eye boogers taste funny.
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06-24-2008, 01:10 PM
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When you were little, your uncle, your older brother and the ice cream man who molested you, were all Raiders fans.
You refer to juvenile hall as your "glory days".
You're still making payments on your authentic Randy Moss Raiders jersey.
You don't get these jokes.
You've shaved a Raiders logo into your mom's back hair.
You've left an NFL game in a squad car, a paddy wagon, an ambulance and an animal control truck.
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06-24-2008, 01:14 PM
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You cry when little kids knock you down and steal your light saber and plastic battleaxe.
You've changed your first name to "Terdell".
You've purchased a used wad of Kenny Stabler's chewing tabacco on e-Bay and had a little taste of it, just to feel closer to him.
You refer to trying to remain upright, after three 40-dawgs of malt liquor, as "the vertical game".
When you paint your face black, but forgo the silver lipstick and blush, it means you're in mourning.
You always keister a few extra box-cutters, in case your buddies forget theirs.
You've spent hours trying to sand the Port-O-San stencil off of your "house".
You've composed dozens of insulting posts about the only head coaches to get your team more than four wins in a season during the current millenium.
You are covered in a layer of stick-um...which has less to do with an on-going tribute to Bilitnikoff and Lester than is does to a lack of attention to personal hygiene.
the few times you've gotten a pole in your pants, it's been sebastian janikowski.
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06-24-2008, 01:16 PM
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You're pretty sure that Napoleon Dynamite played either RB or LB for the Raiders at one time.
Michael Jackson has a standing bid for your skeleton after you're dead.
Your high school nickname was "Tazed & Confused".
Your proudest possession is your black and silver house-arrest ankle bracelet.
You lose all self-control upon hearing The Black Hole Mating Call: "Raaaaaaaaay-derrrrrrrss! Raaaaaaaaay-derrrrrrrss!..."
You've "pimped out" your shopping cartGo Rivers!Comment
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Rep.Now, if you excuse me, I have some Charger memories to suppress.
The Wasted Decade is done.
Build Back Better.Comment
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That picture of young Davis is screaming Dumb and Dumber.Comment
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Wish some of the old Raider posters from the old forum could come over, but few of them are likely to do something like that. Is a generic team forum or AFC West forum possibly in the works here? For other teams' fans to have a chance to spark off?Fighting for Carson...and Wilmington...
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They are thinking of an AFC West forum. I know RF34 registered.Go Rivers!Comment
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I like RF. Hope Evereste singes up too.Dean Spanos Should Get Ass Cancer Of The Ass!
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RF and Cy, that's all I care about.
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Cheerleaders file suit against Raiders
ALAMEDA, Calif. -- The Oakland Raiders are being sued by current and former cheerleaders claiming wage theft and other unfair employment practices.
The lawsuit filed Wednesday in Alameda County Superior Court alleges that the organization withholds all pay from the Raiderettes until the end of the season, does not pay for all hours worked and forces the cheerleaders to pay many of their own business expenses.
According to the filing, Raiders cheerleaders are paid $1,250 per season, which amounts to less than $5 per hour for the time they spend rehearsing, performing and appearing at events for which they are not compensated.
The team had no comment on the lawsuit.
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Wow!!!! This is awesome.....didn't know this existed, is there an archive of the old forum?
I spent more time with Hadl21 on the turd forum than I did on the Bolt forum. He was hands down my fave poster.Forget it Donny you're out of your element
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Tucker??????!!!!!!:wtf::wtf:Originally posted by Tucker View PostFixed it for ya.Forget it Donny you're out of your element
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