Official 2021 Draft - Day 1 Conclusion

[Bolt Dude]

Exactly x2.

"Tatonka. Tatonka."

We are either drafting Radunz or Lance...

Or maybe the Broncos take Lance and we take a bite of his still-beating heart twice a year.

[Bolt Dude]

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Looks like a dufus.
Got himself a DUI w/property damage.

Someone said this guy’s a high level decision maker.

[Fleet]

Exactly x2.

"Tatonka. Tatonka."

We are either drafting Radunz or Lance...

Such a good flick. I once owned a huge Python. And it would maul rats. But one rat ended up not being eaten by Ichibad. So i kept the rat as a pet and named it Dances With Snakes. True story.

[Coachmarkos]

I have a JH Track meet after school, and it may run into the start of the draft.

I am hoping to be home by the time the Bolts Pick.

Let's go T2!

[CivilBolt]

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Someone said this guy’s a high level decision maker.

Imagine what he will do when he gets his millions. Kind of scary.

[equivocation]

Apropos of nothing, every single Lance I've known has been a giant dbag. I know it's his surname so doesnt necessarily apply, but every time I hear "Lance" I reflectively think "dbag". Mac Jones looks like he could be named Lance, which is confusing to me. Apologies to any Lances out there.

[Coachmarkos]

I have a JH Track meet after school, and it may run into the start of the draft.

I am hoping to be home by the time the Bolts Pick.

Let's go T2!
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[Fleet]

I have a JH Track meet after school, and it may run into the start of the draft.

I am hoping to be home by the time the Bolts Pick.

Let's go T2!

You want me to text you?

[La Costa Boy]

Imagine what he will do when he gets his millions. Kind of scary.

Like none of us ever did anything stupid like drink and drive when we were 19, right? Hell I was living in UC, had a fake ID (an actual drivers license with my picture on it. I lied and said I was my brother) so tell me I didn't do stupid. I was just lucky enough not to get caught, just like 99.9% of you guys.

50 cent Kamikaze nights were especially popular among my running mates. Yup......stupid.........

[La Costa Boy]

So I just saw Jeremiah's final mock. He has us taking Waddle at 13 so i hope he is dead wrong.

But something else caught my eye. He has 7 OL in the top 32 with 6 tackles and a guard gone. If true this will elevate any second or third tier tackle or guard way up the board especially with all of the teams that just drafted shiny new QB's in round 1. I feel you could see 4 - 5 more OL gone in the first 10-11 picks of round 2. Not that they are supposed to go there, it's just that the OL reach will get serious quick.

If we don't go OL in round 1 this could be a disaster for the trencher mob.

[MagicMamba88]

[Topcat]

What an unrealistic, cheese dick movie....my kid and I watch it every year before the draft, lol....

Another cheesy movie I watch every year before opening day, The Best of Times. Best scene, Kurt Russel and Robin Williams at a make up dinner with their wives, no football allowed...get busted sneak watching a horrible Monday night matchup....lol...story about lovable small town losers obssesed with football and the glory days.

Yep...my favorite cringeworthy cheese moment in this movie was when Costner is in the war room, and was on the speaker phone to another GM to do a deal...he was looking for another player for the other team to throw in and sweeten the pot...Costner says something like, "what else do we need?" Arrrgggghhh! Totally ignoring the big board, totally ignoring his HC and scouts...and THEN, Jennifer Garner, his not so secret love interest, who knows nothing about player personnel, blurts out, "SPECIAL TEAMS!!!" Then, Costner: "Kicker...(to other GM) I want your kicker!" Wow, just...wow...