Go Pads.

[ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR]

We should put our biggest boppers at the front of the order tonight so they get the most at-bats. This season isn't about winning right now - it's about doing something cool. Go deep.

And, if we're up 5 in the 9th with no home runs, our bullpen will do its part by giving up 5.

Chicks dig the long ball.

[ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR]

It'll be cool if we end up with a superstar named Schimpf.

Schimpf means 'insult' in German.

"Fick dich ins knee." is a major Schimpf in Germany.

[Lightningwill_420]

Schimpf means 'insult' in German.

"Fick dich ins knee." is a major Schimpf in Germany.

Translation?

[ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR]

F you in the knee. Yes, they really say that an it's about the worst insult you can hurl over there.

Strange but true.

[6025]

F you in the knee. Yes, they really say that an it's about the worst insult you can hurl over there.

Strange but true.

Figures out two biggest sluggers right now are German insults. Too bad neither of them play SS (get it?).

[ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR]

Figures out two biggest sluggers right now are German insults. Too bad neither of them play SS (get it?).

Dich means 'you.' ;-)

[Lightningwill_420]

Well, we got one more inning to make it happen.

[Lightningwill_420]

And the dream is dead.

Time to find some other thing to root for.

Can we make it to .500 maybe? Or maybe we can just go for 3rd place.

[Boltjolt]

Agree 100%. But we're also not trading Will Myers. We're trading spare parts.

Trading four staying pitchers and getting A league pitchers in return is awesome. Lol. The pitching was weak already. Now it stinks.

[Boltjolt]

And the dream is dead.

Time to find some other thing to root for.

Can we make it to .500 maybe? Or maybe we can just go for 3rd place.

Get ready for a100 loses season. The pitching staff is all minor leaguers now. And Norris can't hit for shit.

[Lightningwill_420]

Well I'll find something to root for as far as the Padres until the Aztecs and Chargers get going.

[ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR]

Wait, old Edwin Jackson is starting games for us?

Jeez.

Forget about .500 dude.