Rivers article

[6025]

Rivers snapped Stevie's jock strap.

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

Weddles locker got tagged...

[richpjr]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[Mister Hoarse]

Telling Mister Hoarse to clean his cookies, eh? Let's hope he doesn't post any pictures of that...

Don't threaten ME with a good time!

[Mister Hoarse]

What happened when the laxatives kicked in?

[Heatmiser]

ACEE JUST FIGURED THIS OUT(BY ACEE)(FROM ACEE)AND THEY WILL DEFINITELY SHARE CONFIDENTIAL DETAILS WITH ACEE.

[SDFan]

the Locker Room is where rat tail towel snapping, swirlies, and atomic wedgies befall the Nerds. At least it was in Jr High School.

True story: we had a gym coach at Pershing Jr. High that everyone hated because he would stare at us taking showers during gym periods and make comments out on the fields. we always called him a *** for it. Turns out decades later he was charged and convicted of child molesting and pedophilia.

[6025]

Sandusky coached at Pershing Jr High?

[SDFan]

Sandusky coached at Pershing Jr High?

no, believe it or not the guy's name was Coach Sexton.

[ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBKR]

Freaking Acee is utterly worthless. He is so intent on being in the story.

[Lightningwill_420]

Freaking Acee is utterly worthless. He is so intent on being in the story.

My Dream of Being Acee
By Engine Engine Number 420
From my living room

Philip Rivers loves joking around with half naked men in a sweaty, shower-filled office. He's a throwback to the days of Roman empires and bathhouses. Just yesterday, I asked him to lounge while I fed him grapes. He said something about being married and inappropriateness from a journalist, but that's beside the point. Oh, what am I doing talking about Rivers when I could be talking about where I am right now.

I'm in my living room with my wife. She once predicted a Super Bowl participant without knowing that said participant existed. Yes, that final year of San Diego Super Chargers Head Coach Marty Schottenheimer, before the season started, my wife came to me to ask if there was a team called the Bears. After I said yes, she spoke of a dream with a team called the Bears going to the Super Bowl. I laughed - no effing way were the Bears going to any Super Bowl unless this was a dream of the past. Oh (expletive deleted) her dream might have been about Fridgerator Perry and Danimal Hampton.

So, yea, Philip Rivers - he's a cool dude. He said some things that I'm trying to twist into a pro-Norv, anti-McCoy message. You grass-is-always-greener, village idiot fans will pay for chasing Norv out of here. I'll get you, my pretties, and your little Hoarse too.

Anyway, for reals, I used to be a writer. Acee's made it a lot farther than I ever did, so I probably shouldn't be so critical. But, then again, all the Chargers coaches and players have made it a lot farther at something I never even tried, yet I find ways to say some of them suck.

[6025]

I just knew Lester Bangs was still alive.