1. The middle of our offensive line still sucks.
2. Our 2014 draft had too many injury-prone players, and Watt shouldn't be our starting center.
3. Re-signing Donald Butler still was stupid as shit.
4. Corey Liuget is mediocre at best. Why did we extend his contract?
5. Branden Oliver is better than Donald Brown.
6. The Spanoses are dickheads.
7. The Raiders suck - This argument I started in 1981, when I first learned how to use "sucks balls" in a sentence. I took a lot of shit for this stance in the 80s, but goddamn was I right! Suck on that, Fernando from the first grade.
I'm not usually into deep-throating my ego's cock, but, because this is my last year as a fan, and, because I feel like my near-40-years of fandom have been mostly in support of the evil Spanoses and the more-evil NFL, I need to at least show off that I won a few arguments.
2. Our 2014 draft had too many injury-prone players, and Watt shouldn't be our starting center.
3. Re-signing Donald Butler still was stupid as shit.
4. Corey Liuget is mediocre at best. Why did we extend his contract?
5. Branden Oliver is better than Donald Brown.
6. The Spanoses are dickheads.
7. The Raiders suck - This argument I started in 1981, when I first learned how to use "sucks balls" in a sentence. I took a lot of shit for this stance in the 80s, but goddamn was I right! Suck on that, Fernando from the first grade.
I'm not usually into deep-throating my ego's cock, but, because this is my last year as a fan, and, because I feel like my near-40-years of fandom have been mostly in support of the evil Spanoses and the more-evil NFL, I need to at least show off that I won a few arguments.
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