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[sonorajim]

I'm referring to the gut / paunch / belly.
Mahomes looked like he's somewhere in the 3rd trimester ..... now?

Any bodies guess; I suspect that it can go into labor any day.

I'm not expecting QBs to look like Adonis, or Herbert-like.

Aaron Rodgers? Looks like he doesn't care anymore, with those love handles ..... too bad for the Jets.

Josh Allen? Looks like he's accepted that Buffalo will never get over the hump ..... so there is no point in not enjoying the finer things in life.

Tom Brady? He's the GOAT .... and I doubt the broccoli Ice cream he was slurping down produced a big fat deposit in the old belly, unlike the others.

Herbert? He looks like a Greek God! A very hungry and determined Greek God!

Greek gods have obliques. That ain't fat.

I'm an old guy with a gut but those damn obliques make it look worse. I can pinch a little fat up over my hips but the effin' ropy muscle is still there underneath.

[Topcat]

No,

Kermit is the starting QB for the KC Chiefs.

But sure, swing over to France and the continent after Wimbledon .... good call!
Lounge around in Monaco: first to enter and last to leave the Monte Carlo buffets.

Head off to the casinos and dabble, out of the prying eyes of the pesky NFL head office,
away from the summer mayhem of the Chief's franchise, which still has not run its course.

You've certainly earned your day in the sun .... and no one will be pointing fingers at you when the next Chief's scandal hits the papers.

Show up again when Hollywood comes a courting seeking publicity shots on that highly anticipated Chief's holiday special.

My brother is in France as we speak...and just sent a photo of himself at a restaurant eating escargot...

[sonorajim]

My brother is in France as we speak...and just sent a photo of himself at a restaurant eating escargot...

I've never had them but sea snails like conch or abalone are awesome delicious.

[dmac_bolt]

Greek gods have obliques. That ain't fat.

I'm an old guy with a gut but those damn obliques make it look worse. I can pinch a little fat up over my hips but the effin' ropy muscle is still there underneath.

Uh … Whuh? Ewww …

[dmac_bolt]

I've never had them but sea snails like conch or abalone are awesome delicious.

I’ve had escargot, which are sea snails, and had abalone regularly back in days of yore in San Diego when it was on menus and everyone had abalone ashtrays in their back yard. I’ve not had conch yet. I was just in Bahamas in April where shells are stacked in giant mounds, but didn’t stop in a restaurant to sample. Time and place thing …

[Ghost of Quacksaw]

Not sure how I ended up in the Snail Forum. I'm hoping that tech support can get this ironed out.






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Beef Before Gazelles. Alt Before McConkey

[Riverwalk]

Not sure how I ended up in the Snail Forum. I'm hoping that tech support can get this ironed out.






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Beef Before Gazelles. Alt Before McConkey

I prefer snail forums over dude bod forums.

[Ghost of Quacksaw]

I prefer snail forums over dude bod forums.

Huh. I don't prefer *either*. Is this some sort of 'forced choice' thing where we have to choose one, or the other? Damn, that's harsh!

[Riverwalk]

Huh. I don't prefer *either*. Is this some sort of 'forced choice' thing where we have to choose one, or the other? Damn, that's harsh!

Death or Poona Poona?

[dmac_bolt]

Huh. I don't prefer *either*. Is this some sort of 'forced choice' thing where we have to choose one, or the other? Damn, that's harsh!

you must wear the ribbon!

[sonorajim]

Rookies report to training camp in eight days. Chargers.com is reviewing our TEs so there's that.

[Velo]

Some analyst somewhere is suggesting the Commanders trade DT Jonathan Allen, and apparently suggested the Ravens or Chargers as trade partners. I want to stress this is not a rumor, this is just some analysts suggestion, this time of year is slow and they need something to write about. Allen was WFT's 1st round pick in 2017, #17 overall. He was a Pro Bowler in 2021-22. He's the Commanders' starting RDT, with 36 TFL the past three seasons. He also has 22 sacks the past three seasons and 66 QB hits. He's 29 and has two years left on a 4-year $72 mil contract. He is set to earn $15.5 mil and $17 mil this season next, but per sportrac, his cap hit is $21.4 and $23 mil - I don't know if that cap hit would be the same for a team that traded for him. I don't see any trade compensation mentioned, but the Commanders would not be expected to get a lot.