2013 Training Camp Thread

[Fleet]

guess I rate lower than Mickey then, as I posted this camp info 1 month ago and it never got a single comment.

http://www.thepowderblues.com/forum/...open-to-public

Sorry. I should have said a thread titled "2013 Training Camp Thread" would have been stickied. I never even saw your thread.

[ST1]

Would have stickied a training camp thread if Mickey Mouse started it.

Well, damn! Next time I'll just have to be a little quicker.

[Fleet]

LMAO

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

We need more "anamated" members! Welcome Mickey!

[oneinchpunch]

Would have stickied a training camp thread if Mickey Mouse started it.

Mickey Mouse did start it

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

LMAO

What would you have done with a thread started bt Selma Hayek?

[Fleet]

Uh oh. Here comes his 4th persona. lol

[thelightningwill]

I like your optimism!

Haha.

[oneinchpunch]

I don't see why they are bothering, since we can't block, can't run, and our quarterback throws interceptions.

Oh, and on defense, we can't guard wideouts, or tight ends, and our starting middle linebacker dated a figment of someone's imagination.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, can't rush the passer either. Worst Team Ever. May as well pack it in boys.

True. But I can't wait to watch this team.

I even tried to dump Sunday Ticket and DTV was like "I don't think so. You love your football too much. Here's Sunday Ticket and Redzone for free."

[oneinchpunch]

guess I rate lower than Mickey then, as I posted this camp info 1 month ago and it never got a single comment.

http://www.thepowderblues.com/forum/...open-to-public

Dammit. Where'd I leave that tiny violin?

[TABF]

This would be a good time for the Gush report...

FROM: Chargerfans.net

Robert "Gush" Gushue was a long time member of our internet community and had a unique humor that could lighten up any discussion. Gush passed away a few years back.


Below is just an example of one of Gush's classic posts made during the 2001 training camp period.

"The weather at TC was horrible, 70's, cool an breezy, green and pleasant.......Some stern faced guy was yellin' at some fat guys gathered in a circle.....must've done something wrong at recess.........A bunch of midgets were throwin' an egg-shaped thing at extremely fast black guys and one small intense white guy........no stern faced guys were yellin at them......There was a group of real young-lookin' guys standin' around lookin' confused......they each had a big, thick book in their hands, and referred to it constantly, even while playin' some sort of a game of tag with the other guys........The stern faced guys where shakin' their heads alot.......One of the small black guys stole the egg-shaped thing from one of the midgets and ran right into these fat guys lined up in some sort of conga line......some of the fat guys were helpin' him an some were tryin' to get him before the police came.........There were alot of people in the stands actin' like they knew what the hell was hapening, and discussin' all this enthusiasticly with one another, mostly wild-eyed older guys an one Texan-lookin' wide-eyed young guy..........Looks like any city park to me............hope this helps..... ....Scout Gush"

[Mister Hoarse]

Dammit. Where'd I leave that tiny violin?

In your front pocket with the 3 inch pianist.