The Bolt Nickname Thread

[Boltjolt]

Hortiz = "Trader Joe"

We'll see if he earns that or not.

[AK47]

Potential Chargers:

Brock Bowser = "King Bowser" Knocking em' Koopa Troopas outta the box.

Marvin Harrison Jr = "MH20" Slicker than water baby.

Malik Nabers = "Got Malik?" Milking dem' DBs like cereal.

Taliese Fauga = "Fly Paper" Where you going brah?

Rome Odunze = 3-Cone" Playing the defense like 3-cones.

[Topcat]

With a hat tip to Heatmiser, Mark Davis = Bowlcut:

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[Ghost of Quacksaw]

Denzel "Hands of Stone, Feet of Lead" Perryman. ("HOSFOL")

He'll kick the shit out of you, but he has to take a bus to catch you.

[Ghost of Quacksaw]

With a hat tip to Heatmiser, Mark Davis = Bowlcut:

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That's scary. It's the haircut a 6 year old ends up with, after he first chops his hair with pruning shears.

[Ghost of Quacksaw]

Potential Chargers:

Brock Bowser = "King Bowser" Knocking em' Koopa Troopas outta the box.

Marvin Harrison Jr = "MH20" Slicker than water baby.

Malik Nabers = "Got Malik?" Milking dem' DBs like cereal.

Taliese Fauga = "Fly Paper" Where you going brah?

Rome Odunze = 3-Cone" Playing the defense like 3-cones.

Brock "Down, Boy!" Bowser

Marvin "Rerun" Harrison

Malik "Jim" Nabers -- "Well Golleee, Sgt. Carter! Lookit him just a-runnin' past defenders-- faster'n a squirrel with his nuts on farr-- like they was a-standin' still! Just a-scurry'n left 'n raight, hither an yon! I done never seen an-a-thjing like it, Sgt. Carter!" . By the way, Sgt. Cart? How's you an Miss Bunny doin'?"

Taliese "Thunder Thighs" Fuaga

Rome "Burns" Odunze

[Ghost of Quacksaw]

Hortiz = "Trader Joe"

Not everyone named Joe is a Trader, any more than everyone named 'Joe' is a Broadway Joe. Right now, 'Average Joe' fits, until he establishes an actual track record.

But if I'm in a band with Joe Hortiz? We're calling the band "Joe Hortiz & the Hor-tones".

[Topcat]

Brock "Down, Boy!" Bowser

Marvin "Rerun" Harrison

Malik "Jim" Nabers -- "Well Golleee, Sgt. Carter! Lookit him just a-runnin' past defenders-- faster'n a squirrel with his nuts on farr-- like they was a-standin' still! Just a-scurry'n left 'n raight, hither an yon! I done never seen an-a-thjing like it, Sgt. Carter!" . By the way, Sgt. Cart? How's you an Miss Bunny doin'?"

Taliese "Thunder Thighs" Fuaga

Rome "Burns" Odunze

Not bad, Quack...I'm sure Odunze will burn a LOT of CB's...

[Boltjolt]

Not everyone named Joe is a Trader, any more than everyone named 'Joe' is a Broadway Joe. Right now, 'Average Joe' fits, until he establishes an actual track record.

But if I'm in a band with Joe Hortiz? We're calling the band "Joe Hortiz & the Hor-tones".

Not to mention he hasnt traded anything yet, except Keenan which he had no choice.

[Ghost of Quacksaw]

Not to mention he hasnt traded anything yet, except Keenan which he had no choice.

Yeah, that doesn't quite qualify for the swashbuckling 'Wheeler/Dealer' label, does it?

[Ghost of Quacksaw]

Not bad, Quack...I'm sure Odunze will burn a LOT of CB's...

Rome BURNS defenses. Rome BURNS coverages. Rome BURNS opponents.

Rome BURNS.

Kinda like Jesus Saves, Rome Burns.

Dang! Now I hope we draft him!

[AK47]

Joe "Scenic Route" Alt. Re-routing defender's path to the QB towards the scenic route.... right into the grass. Free pancakes too!

Taliese "Da Oso" Fuaga: a couple years ago in a certain city had looting going on (Seattle?) All stores were getting looted except for Nike. Nike employed a team of "Osos" to protect the store front. Looters did not dare entering Nike!!! https://twitter.com/i/status/1267308187855671297

Drake "Started from the Bottom of the Draft" Maye.