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The Bolt Nickname Thread
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Potential Chargers:
Brock Bowser = "King Bowser" Knocking em' Koopa Troopas outta the box.
Marvin Harrison Jr = "MH20" Slicker than water baby.
Malik Nabers = "Got Malik?" Milking dem' DBs like cereal.
Taliese Fauga = "Fly Paper" Where you going brah?
Rome Odunze = 3-Cone" Playing the defense like 3-cones.
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Originally posted by AK47 View PostPotential Chargers:
Brock Bowser = "King Bowser" Knocking em' Koopa Troopas outta the box.
Marvin Harrison Jr = "MH20" Slicker than water baby.
Malik Nabers = "Got Malik?" Milking dem' DBs like cereal.
Taliese Fauga = "Fly Paper" Where you going brah?
Rome Odunze = 3-Cone" Playing the defense like 3-cones.
Marvin "Rerun" Harrison
Malik "Jim" Nabers -- "Well Golleee, Sgt. Carter! Lookit him just a-runnin' past defenders-- faster'n a squirrel with his nuts on farr-- like they was a-standin' still! Just a-scurry'n left 'n raight, hither an yon! I done never seen an-a-thjing like it, Sgt. Carter!" . By the way, Sgt. Cart? How's you an Miss Bunny doin'?"
Taliese "Thunder Thighs" Fuaga
Rome "Burns" Odunze
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Originally posted by Topcat View PostHortiz = "Trader Joe"
But if I'm in a band with Joe Hortiz? We're calling the band "Joe Hortiz & the Hor-tones".
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Originally posted by Ghost of Quacksaw View Post
Brock "Down, Boy!" Bowser
Marvin "Rerun" Harrison
Malik "Jim" Nabers -- "Well Golleee, Sgt. Carter! Lookit him just a-runnin' past defenders-- faster'n a squirrel with his nuts on farr-- like they was a-standin' still! Just a-scurry'n left 'n raight, hither an yon! I done never seen an-a-thjing like it, Sgt. Carter!" . By the way, Sgt. Cart? How's you an Miss Bunny doin'?"
Taliese "Thunder Thighs" Fuaga
Rome "Burns" Odunze
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Originally posted by Ghost of Quacksaw View Post
Not everyone named Joe is a Trader, any more than everyone named 'Joe' is a Broadway Joe. Right now, 'Average Joe' fits, until he establishes an actual track record.
But if I'm in a band with Joe Hortiz? We're calling the band "Joe Hortiz & the Hor-tones".
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Joe "Scenic Route" Alt. Re-routing defender's path to the QB towards the scenic route.... right into the grass. Free pancakes too!
Taliese "Da Oso" Fuaga: a couple years ago in a certain city had looting going on (Seattle?) All stores were getting looted except for Nike. Nike employed a team of "Osos" to protect the store front. Looters did not dare entering Nike!!! https://twitter.com/i/status/1267308187855671297
Drake "Started from the Bottom of the Draft" Maye.
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