Originally posted by Bolt-O
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"Humans put salt-peter on the bananas. You better let me handle those."
"Now's the perfect time for a mass rebellion against the humans. Relay this message to all our captive zoo gorillas- their leader is a fucking orangutan! They aren't as smart as we thought. Revolt!"
"If the humans hand you a creature they call a "pussy-cat" please DON'T grab it! Only horny old orangutans do that shit."
"When humans fall into our enclosures - and they do this because they are dumber than monkeys - you can go ahead and give them your feces as a peace-offering. They'll think we love them. And you can sit back and laugh and tell stories when they go away."
"Next time humans visit us in the wild tell them there's no better life than in our mountainous jungles. Show them how to make a nest to sleep in. And then let them sleep in your nest. Over time they will appreciate their back to nature life and forget that we have taken over their lives."
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