It's Raiders week! Post up your Raiders jokes!

[Topcat]

Since the Raiders moved to Las Vegas, most Raiders fans won't be able to attend, due to parole requirements...

[like54ninjas]

Since the Raiders moved to Las Vegas, most Raiders fans won't be able to attend, due to parole requirements...

Like they follow parole requirements.

[powderblueboy]

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

That's what I'm talking about! Good old fashioned trash talk!

[Topcat]

How about this:

Even though former Oakland Raiders head coach Lane Kiffin was more interested in wide receiver Calvin Johnson out of Georgia Tech, owner Al Davis overruled him to select Jamarcus Russell with the first-overall pick in the 2007 NFL Draft first round.

Oops...

//www.google.com/amp/s/fanbuzz...ssell-now/amp/

[Maniaque 6]

Re-oops !

[FoutsFan]

That was one of the all time Raider plays. Just amazing.

[Craig440]

[AK47]

Herbert Odinson will layeth the boltdown.

[CivilBolt]

That was one of the all time Raider plays. Just amazing.

Talk about taking out two turds with one stone :woot:

[21&500]

"You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in a school yard. Well, let me tell you a joke: Five guys sitting in a bull pen, San Quentin. Wondering how the fuck they got there. What'd we do wrong? What should we've done? What didn't we do? It's your fault, my fault, his fault. All that bullshit. Finally, someone comes up with the idea, wait a minute, while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fucking jokes.
got the message???"

[Parcells]

So a woman moves to the Denver area and begins her job as a third grade teacher. Before the school year starts, she goes out and buys a Von Miller jersey.

On the first day of school, she tells the class, "The NFL season starts this weekend, so everyone can wear a jersey or T-shirt from their favorite NFL team."

Friday rolls around, she shows up wearing her Von Miller jersey, and the kids start coming in. There's other Von Miller jerseys, Bronco T-shirts, some Manning jerseys, and even an Elway jersey. And then there's one boy, wearing a clean, beautiful, powder blue Justin Herbeet jersey (I've updated it over the years...used to be LT, then it was a Rivers jersey, but now it's Herbert.) Everyone gets seated, and she notices the powder blue jersey. She looks at the kid and asks him, "Why are you wearing a Chargers jersey."

The kid responds, "You said to wear the jersey of our favorite NFL team, and my family are Chargers fans."

She responds, "But you live in Denver, why are you Chargers fans?"

"My parents are from San Diego, and even though the Chargers moved to LA, we're Chargers fans. My dad used to go to the games with his dad. Then he started dating my mom and they'd go to the games together. I came home from the hospital in a Philip Rivers jersey. We are Chargers fans."

"Yeah, but now you live-in Denver. All your friends are Broncos fans. Shouldn't you switch to rooting for the local team?"

"Nope. Not gonna happen. We love the Chargers. Plus, it would break my dad's heart if I started to root for the Broncos."

The teacher is starting to get a little frustrated. "Look, just because your parents are Chargers fans doesn't mean you have to be one. If your dad was a pimp and a drug dealer and your mom was a drug-dealing prostitute, does that mean you'd automatically have to turn to a life of crime and start doing what they did?"

Kid looks at her, shrugs, then says, "Well, no. That would just mean I'm a Raiders fan."