It's Raiders week! Post up your Raiders jokes!

[Velo]

[JupiterBolt]

“My wife was about to put my son in an Raiders jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.”

[21&500]

I think Clary deserves some love on that classic play right?

[powderblueboy]

An oldy but goody.

When the Charger house is in order, Raider Nation stands little chance

[powderblueboy]

Since the Raiders moved to Las Vegas, most Raiders fans won't be able to attend, due to parole requirements...

Or,

1. Will lose their money at a Las Vegas grocery store slot machine over the weekend,
and be forced to sell their tickets to get gas money for the trip home

2. Will be asked by hotel management to leave Sunday morning.

3. Will erroneously get on the 40 to Lake Havasu, and imagine they are in Las Vegas.

[Velo]

I think Clary deserves some love on that classic play right?

He sure does. :larry:

[Topcat]

Q: What is the difference between a Raiders fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after a while.

[Topcat]

Q: If you have a car containing a Raiders wide receiver, a Raiders linebacker, and a Raiders defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: The cop.

[Guest]

I like some of the jokes...but honestly, I have never truly hated the Raiders, or appreciated the rivalry, as much as I hate Denver. That is probably because I'm not a local, living in Illinois, and never had to deal with Raider fans. I have been a fan long enough to woe that loss in the AFC championship to the Turds...my first year as a fan, actually...but it's always Denver that has got my goat. I kinda like and respect the kid, but old man Shanarat is one of my most hated personalities in NFL football, all time. Total dick, and total asshole teams...

Let me try to help you in your hate by noting that Shanarat also was the head coach of the Raiders.

[powderblueboy]

[powderblueboy]

[captaind]

This Randall Godfrey hit on Jerry Porter was one of the most brutal I've ever seen:

Chargers vs Raiders Godfrey's hit - YouTube