Week 5 other games thread...

[thelightningwill]

Best part of this game is that, instead of commercials, I get to hear two Latin American talking heads discussing the game. Spanish-speaking announcers are so much better than English-speaking ones. Nobody on this show is giggling over the other. Both dudes seem to have gone to college and taken some sort of class in communications. They aren't just a pair of babbling ex jocks. Neither dude has a problem speaking his own language. Both seem to have prepared to talk about the football game and not about any of the nonsense discussed on the regular networks or ESPN. It's fucking brilliant. Sometimes I really miss Mexico.

[thelightningwill]

Wow, both the Colts and Ravens suck at punt returns. One let the ball go over his head, then almost rolled it to the other team. The other actually did give it to the other team.

[thelightningwill]

So far, Ravens have two turnovers and Luck has one as well. Game just started. These teams really suck today.

[thelightningwill]

I turned it off. That game was a joke. Hard to believe either of those teams have started practicing this year, or that one of them recently won a Super Bowl.

[Panama]

Sometimes I really miss Mexico.

Yeah, she's nice, but I think Miss Panama is even nicer.

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[KarlC]

Watching HOU/DAL mediocre each other to death in a 0-0 tie so far.

Oops, spoke too soon. DAL fumbles inside their own red zone and looks like a turnover.

[thelightningwill]

Yeah, she's nice, but I think Miss Panama is even nicer.

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Miss Panama probably lives in Mexico City. Either that or Miami. Either way, I'm neutered.

Other games suck.

Go Chargers.

[KarlC]

Man, dunno what I saw, but HOU has it around the DAL 40 now...

[thelightningwill]

Thanks for reminding me the Texass teams are playing. Cowgirls are supposed to have the greatest O'line and ever and the Texassns have JJ Watt, who all the football people seem to love. I'll check to see how that goes.

[oneinchpunch]

CBJ

[KarlC]

CBJ has 2 TDs? I know it's against the Browns, but CBJ?!

HOU/DAL is a 0-3 at the half snooze-fest. Only reason DAL got the FG was the refs blatant non-call on a hold against Watt.

Hey refs, you don't like the criticism? Stop sucking.

[KarlC]

HOU/DAL 7-10 about halfway through the 3rd.

Don't know if they're just sucking today, but the HOU Defense looked like crap on that TD drive by DAL. No pass rush and a swiss cheese Secondary.